Sunday, March 4, 2012

Warkah buat Jessica Alba

Malek, si penjual apam balik di pasar malam Parit Sulong mendakwa pernah bercinta dengan Jessica Alba 4 tahun lalu. Selepas 3 tahun terputus hubungan, Malek merasakan sudah tiba masanya untuk dia cuba menghubungi bekas kekasihnya itu. Ini adalah surat yang dikirim oleh Malek pada Jessica Alba.



Dear Jessica,

How are you? Long time no see. I hope you is healthy walafiat. I here good-good only. I look you in the television are more beautiful, more beautiful and more beautiful. Remember me or not? We have rilatenshi  relatshionsip relationship 4 years back last time.

I listen someone say you are ehem-ehem marry already. Is it true or not? I dont sure true or not, thats why I question you. They talk your husband name are Cash Warren. True or not? I see too with my eye head myself you hold hand and walk together-gether. Arrive liver you do this to me?

I cannot belieaf  beleive belive believe that you have other people. You say you love me, true or not? You lie! You play wood three behind me. You dont have liver stomach! You break my heart and you make me disssepont dissappoiing dissapponted disappon disapponte sad.



The true one,

Malek Abdillah

4 comments:

cik lemoren said...

best best !

El said...

itu je?

~pP_guSi~ said...

mangkuk jamban..true or not?

Superzac said...

hahahahah! gosh this is hilarious..arrive liver katanya..good one!

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